Competition culture, metagaming, narrative conflict.

Halftime should be a total shitshow, and could be the highlight of The Big Game. What the hell is the band doing? What’s all this about a 4th quarter #walkoff? @ATHvice (that dick!) will announce prom theme at halftime!

Oh, and The Big Test was handed back today—you got a C—so you could use a good scream in a public place. The stadium will do! And as if we don’t have enough to worry about, @ATHvice (dick!) has scheduled mandatory SAT Prep for Monday.